arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via stability)

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

(Source: avoidthoseeyes, via beyoncebeytwice)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via stability)

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via stability)

nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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date:

I’m addicted to wasting my time

(via stability)