walking out of an exam you knew you failed


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shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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The new super smash bros looks amazing